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Discreet Dining in Milton Keynes

A dinner in Milton Keynes can mean the busy streets of the centre or a smaller town a short drive out. Here is how three of those settings differ.

Midsummer Boulevard in the centre

Restaurants cluster along and around Midsummer Boulevard in Central Milton Keynes, and the station is close, so dinner is simple to arrange without a car. This is the busiest part of the borough, though, and it is rarely hushed in the evening.

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In brief

Restaurants cluster along and around Midsummer Boulevard in Central Milton Keynes, and the station is close, so dinner is simple to arrange without a car.

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Olney beside the river

Olney sits in the north of the borough on the River Great Ouse and is best known for its Shrove Tuesday pancake race. The High Street is long and lined with older buildings, and the pace is far slower than in the centre. There is no railway station, so come by car or taxi.

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Woburn Sands and the woods

Woburn Sands is a small town on the south eastern edge of the borough, close to woodland and the Bedfordshire border. It has its own station on the Marston Vale line between Bletchley and Bedford. A dinner here suits two people who want calm over spectacle.

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Woburn Sands is a small town on the south eastern edge of the borough, close to woodland and the Bedfordshire border.

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Planning the journey home

Dinner here is mostly a question of getting home. Milton Keynes Central serves the centre well, but Olney has no railway station at all and Woburn Sands has only the branch line towards Bedford. Arrange your taxi back before you sit down, and allow extra time on nights when events are on in the city.

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Dinner here is mostly a question of getting home.

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Frequently asked questions

Does TheDirectory reserve tables?

No. There is nothing to reserve on the site, so any dinner on Midsummer Boulevard, in Olney or at Woburn Sands is something you arrange yourself.

Which parts of Milton Keynes suit a quiet evening?

The centre is lively, while Olney and Woburn Sands are smaller and slower. Weeknights are generally calmer than weekends wherever you choose.

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