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Discreet Dining in Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough has more good places to eat than its size suggests, from the town centre to the suburbs and the market town of Yarm nearby. Here is how to choose.

Where people eat in Middlesbrough

Evening meals in Middlesbrough are spread across the town centre, the route along Linthorpe Road and the suburbs to the south. The centre is the handiest for anyone arriving by train. The suburbs are calmer, with a more local clientele, and they tend to suit a slower, more private evening.

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In brief

Evening meals in Middlesbrough are spread across the town centre, the route along Linthorpe Road and the suburbs to the south.

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Linthorpe Road

Linthorpe Road has the widest variety, with a long run of independent places beside the shops. It is lively on Friday and Saturday evenings and calmer earlier in the week. A midweek table here is relaxed and rarely rushed, and the road is easy to reach by taxi from the centre.

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Where to stay & eat

Somewhere to book a room or a table for the evening, in Middlesbrough itself.

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Yarm, a short taxi ride away

Yarm is a market town on the River Tees, some miles south west of Middlesbrough, and has a long high street with many places to eat. It is a good choice if you want to leave the town behind for the evening, though you should book well ahead, since it draws people from across Teesside at weekends.

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Yarm is a market town on the River Tees, some miles south west of Middlesbrough, and has a long high street with many places to eat.

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Marton and the suburbs

South of the centre, suburbs such as Marton have neighbourhood places that rely on local custom. They are calmer than the town centre, usually easier to park at and well suited to a quiet table for two. Because they depend on regulars they can be small, so book as far ahead as you can and say how many are in your party.

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South of the centre, suburbs such as Marton have neighbourhood places that rely on local custom.

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Booking, seating and timing

Ring or book online a few days before, mention that you would like a table away from the bar and the door, and ask for an early sitting if you want the room to yourselves. Confirm on the day. If you are running late, call ahead rather than hoping the table is kept.

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Ring or book online a few days before, mention that you would like a table away from the bar and the door, and ask for an early sitting if you want the room to yourselves.

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Getting home

Late buses are limited and trains wind down early, so line up your journey back with a licensed firm before you sit down, and look at the plate and badge on arrival.

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Late buses are limited and trains wind down early, so line up your journey back with a licensed firm before you sit down, and look at the plate and badge on arrival.

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Frequently asked questions

Is Yarm worth the journey for dinner?

It can be, if you want a change from the town centre. It is a short taxi ride away, but book ahead because weekends are busy.

What is the calmest night for a quiet meal?

Midweek is usually the calmest. Fridays and Saturdays fill up across the town, so an early weekend sitting is the next best choice.

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