Turned up Thursday for a Monday

The profile says twenty two. I would put him nearer eighty two, and that is being kind about the lighting. Communication I cannot fault entirely. He did reply. That is genuinely the nicest thing on this page, so I am putting it near the top. Punctuality is where it came apart. Three days late. Three. Arrived Thursday for a Monday, explained it had been a festival night, and seemed honestly surprised I had not simply waited. On cleanliness I will not go into detail. I have been in some places in my time. I have never been in that place. In fairness on value, he did say it was free this time, on the condition I bring a hose pipe and some duct tape when I next come. So the price is right, and I now know what I am doing at the weekend.